Frolfer app for iPhone and iPad

This app may be the greatest app in the apple arsenal. Complex yet simple to use, this app has everything you could want in an app. The quality and functionality in this app is very apparent even if you are like me and never used it. Functional, elegant, and stylish are adjectives and adjectives are exactly what I would use to describe a noun and a noun is exactly what this app is! Ive been unable to confirm it yet, but I am very confident that the creator of this app use to make Swiss Army knives. And not the lame knife with the scissors and the nail file. Honestly, who thought up the nail file on the Swiss Army knife. Does your target Swiss audience really demand a nail file? Besides, I would think that would be the main attribute of a French army knife. I mean, the last thing you want when your hands are up surrendering is grotesque cuticles. So in summary, this knife is awesome and I highly recommend you buy it.

In my life long search to cure my ED (erectile dysfunction) I stumbled upon this app. Now wether I am squeezing one out for the old lady or just twisting my knob with my buddies on the golf course, I can finally do it fully erect. Now, I have to say, this is no angry birds or candy crush. THIS IS FOR ED ONLY. Keep away from children, eyes, nails, subway restaurants, Mexican restaurants, Patrick Warburton, and your dads friend who you and your sisters used to call "uncle Pete". In summary, never fear about having a limp biscuit when the wifes sewage drain starts leakn. This app will get you where you need to be for just $1! Best investment I have ever made.